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Simply, post a FML 
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Here's two that I submitted, neither of which made it onto the site as far as I know.
"Today, my friend and I crashed someones party. Instead of talking to the girl I've had a crush on for months, I played wii. FML."
"Today, I realized how much my life sucks - my FML got rejected. FML."
My crush ended up turning into my girlfriend, so it all worked out, but y'know.
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I'm gonna start dishing out internet beatings if people keep it up with this 4chan shit, I swear.
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I only submitted one, and it got rejected as far as I know "Today, I got fired from McDonalds. FRIGGIN MCDONALDS! FML."
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I pissed at this one.
"Today, I realized my mother's bras are too small for me. I'm a 13 year old boy. FML"
XDDDDDDD
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These aren't anywhere near high enough levels of FML. To get on FML it has to be like:
"I tripped over an old lady's foot and hit my head. My head wouldn't stop bleeding so I had to get stitches. The old lady is suing because I hurt her foot. FML."
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"Today, my girlfriend stabbed me in the stomach. FML"
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I ran a regular expression find on a 150MB file (on Windows Vista). FML.
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Today, I was making out with a girl and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS. FML.
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newfieldgrafix
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What the hell is an FML!?
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What the hell is an FML!? Prepare to laugh On Saturday, I went to IKEA and bought three lights. Got home and two of them had their cords sold separately. The third? It broke as I was taking it out of its package. FML.
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What the hell is an FML!? wow. you. fail.
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What the hell is an FML!? crawl the fuck out of the hole you've been living in.
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newfieldgrafix
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What the hell is an FML!? wow. you. fail. I know... What the hell is an FML!? crawl the fuck out of the hole you've been living in. I will; I just never heard of it before lol
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are you out yet?
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k
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Of the closet or his hole?
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