View Contest #22

So this is a little late as the holiday got in the way of things, but it's better late than never.

First Place: "Is that a cock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
by Mr.Niikolaus

Second Place:"Turns out Bush and Clinton aren't so different after all."
by PHYsics

Third Place: "And that's how the cock found its way to the Bush"
by Eric

Still not sure what the point scale is here, so Chris will award points accordingly. New caption contest will be up as soon as I find a good image.