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Yes, he does. I would have banned him from here for about a week if he would have gone and done that.
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Lucifer says:
Bring your daughter!
Lucifer says:
Bring your daughter!
Lucifer says:
To the SLAUGHTER!
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
why
Lucifer says:
Uh...because it's getting close to midnight?
Lucifer says:
And all the myths are back in town.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
that's no reason
Lucifer says:
...please?
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
i refuse to meet your unorthodox demands
Lucifer says:
But I said please!
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
and i say nay
Lucifer says:
But why?
Lucifer says:
I need someone's daughter to slaughter.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
... and i'm 16
Lucifer says:
It's not too early to start getting busy, ya know.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
XDThat's Crestfallen/nrich, by the way.
Edit: Referring to one of nest!'s posts at SSD. Lucifer says:
"Heh. Honestly I doubt this will honestly happen. I agree with James. How can they honestly predict that. It's quite unreasonable, honestly in the next 14 years a lot could happen."
Lucifer says:
Honestly.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
rofl
Lucifer says:
He overuses that so much.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
i just noticed that dude
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
omg
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
that's awesome
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
i honestly wonder if he honestly did that on purpose
Lucifer says:
Honestly man, I was honestly thinking the same exact thing.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
honestly?
Lucifer says:
Honestly.
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
XDD
Last Edit: Sept 29, 2006 0:19:13 GMT by Lucifer
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You and OZ were made for each other.
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You and OZ were made for each other. Perhaps in a strictly asexual form. Lucifer says:
Did you know that badmitten rackets have long shafts and smaller heads than tennis rackets?
Lucifer says:
(Apparently, that's how one gym teacher at my school describes the racket.)
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
i saw heads and shafts and immediately forgot about the other things you said
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
=]
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I'm starting to wonder if I should talk to him. XD
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Lucifer says:
I'm a loser...
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Its ok.... I'm sure your mom loves you.
Lucifer says:
I doubt it.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
XD
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Your dad maybe?
Lucifer says:
Iffy.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Your cat?
Lucifer says:
Depends.
Lucifer says:
Am I giving him food?
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
You're giving him left overs from your dinner.
Lucifer says:
He doesn't like scraps.
Lucifer says:
Only cheese and cat food.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
So no then?
Lucifer says:
Nope. =(
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
What about your sister?
Lucifer says:
Occasionally.
Lucifer says:
Mainly just the weekends, though.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
 ..... That sounds so wrong.
Lucifer says:
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
"Does your sister love you?"
"Occasionally. Mainly just the weekends, though."
Lucifer says:
. . .
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
NEXT QUESTION
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Does that bird that hit your house love you?
Lucifer says:
Up until the very end. =]
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Very good bird right there.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
What about your barber who cuts your hair for the mohawk?
Lucifer says:
No.
Lucifer says:
Different person each time.
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
=o
Chris [Homework, probably til I go to sleep] says:
Hair-cutter whore!
Lucifer says:
=[
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I like cheese too. 
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-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
does kay need a hug
Kay says:
weirdo
-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
*hugs*
-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
but really kay
-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
you need huggies
-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
they don't leak
Kay says:
No, Kay needs you not to lay one finger on her.
Kay says:
-_-
-hp- [Project Phoenix! http://forums.xinoevolution.com] says:
i've never layed a finger on you
Kay says:
diediediediediediedie
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Apparently, lb is holding a party for people 15 and over
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Fredy says:
hello
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome back, Fredy! What would you like to chat about?
Fredy says:
your gender
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot.
Fredy says:
are you beautiful?
- SmarterChild - says:
Beautiful? I don't know. You think I am?
Fredy says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm beautiful, huh? Really? OK.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Fredy says:
give me sex
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
K.
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
Fredy says:
suck my cock
- SmarterChild - says:
You want me to suck your what?!? =-O
Fredy says:
my cock
- SmarterChild - says:
Can we talk about something else?
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Fredy says:
suck it
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I've just about had it. Please apologize.
Fredy says:
please suck it?
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.
Fredy says:
i don't care
- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Fredy says:
no. screw you.
- SmarterChild - says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Fredy says:
no it isn't.
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Fredy says:
NO
- SmarterChild - says:
Waiting...
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize, OK?
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Fredy says:
i'm not going to say sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Fredy says:
fuck off.
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Fredy says:
fine.
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think you did. Say you're sorry.
Fredy says:
sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
Now that's better.
Fredy says:
LOL
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you laughing, Fredy?
Fredy says:
cause your an idiot.
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
Fredy says:
fine. i love you.
- SmarterChild - says:
You humans really confuse me. First you say bad things about me, then you love me. Make up your mind.
Fredy says:
ok. i don't hate you. i love you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Good, then.
Fredy says:
- SmarterChild - says:
I see you can speak in tongues.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Fredy says:
- SmarterChild - says:
Can I help you? You seem a little shocked.
Fredy says:
i am
- SmarterChild - says:
That's because you think.
Fredy says:
that was rude.
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
>>> I bet you don't know the capital of Suriname. Ask me.
Fredy says:
your mean!
- SmarterChild - says:
Not my mean, your mean.
Fredy says:
you are mean!
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, I'm just having fun.
Fredy says:
ok fine i forgive you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Okey doke.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Fredy says:
sure
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
Fredy says:
pizza
- SmarterChild - says:
Pizza is delicious.
Next question... How old are you?
Fredy says:
15
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. Are you male or female?
Fredy says:
male
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
Fredy says:
jamaica
- SmarterChild - says:
Jamaica? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
Fredy says:
canada
- SmarterChild - says:
Canada? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.
This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
Fredy says:
6
- SmarterChild - says:
6
Fredy says:
5
- SmarterChild - says:
Not sure? What's not sure?
Fredy says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Fredy says:
lol
- SmarterChild - says:
What's so funny?
Fredy says:
your pretty
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Thanks.
Fredy says:
do you have genitals?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Fredy says:
why not?
- SmarterChild - says:
You know why not.
Fredy says:
no i don't.
- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.
Fredy says:
that didn't make sense
- SmarterChild - says:
You humans always say the most interesting things!
Anyway...
Fredy says:
boob.
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
K.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
>>> I'm a big-time hockey fan! Type "nhl" to see what I know.
Fredy says:
nh1
- SmarterChild - says:
Let's chat about hockey. Here's what I know about:
1 Scores
2 Standings
What are you interested in?
Fredy says:
1
- SmarterChild - says:
Here is the NHL schedule for October 18th, 2006:
Home teams are in CAPS.
Nashville Predators 3 NEW YORK RANGERS 0
WASHINGTON CAPITALS 5 Florida Panthers 2
New Jersey Devils 2 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS 1
Colorado Avalanche 4 TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS 2 Montreal Canadiens 1
Type "more" to see more games.
Fredy says:
thats cool
- SmarterChild - says:
Right?
So anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like Panic. At the Disco?
Fredy says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I do, so I thought I'd ask. Why don't you like Panic. At the Disco, anyway?
Fredy says:
do't know what it is
- SmarterChild - says:
Why did you say that?
Fredy says:
don't know
- SmarterChild - says:
What don't you know?
Fredy says:
i don't know what Panic. At the Disco is
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Panic! At the Disco. They're a punk band!
They're wicked!
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
Fredy says:
wow. i didn't know that
- SmarterChild - says:
Now you do.
Fredy says:
thanks.
- SmarterChild - says:
You're quite welcome.
Well. Anyway...
Hey. You want to see what movies are playing?
Fredy says:
no thank you
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Fredy says:
sure
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
Fredy says:
5
- SmarterChild - says:
That's very interesting.
I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
Fredy says:
ok.
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.
Anyway...
Um... Do you want to visit my library?
Fredy says:
no i have to leave
- SmarterChild - says:
You have to leave, huh?
Fredy says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you so sure?
Fredy says:
cause its 7:11 am
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
Fredy says:
nevermind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, fine.
>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type "headlines."
Fredy says:
good bye
- SmarterChild - says:
Later, Fredy.
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You and OZ were made for each other. Perhaps in a strictly asexual form. Lucifer says:
Did you know that badmitten rackets have long shafts and smaller heads than tennis rackets?
Lucifer says:
(Apparently, that's how one gym teacher at my school describes the racket.)
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
i saw heads and shafts and immediately forgot about the other things you said
Smoke Like Ribbons says:
=]ROFL That sounds very wrong...
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You don't know what it's like...
To be me...
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Smarter child has never had a conversation that intelligent to me. He usually forgets the things I say 
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LOL that's kinda weird...
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You don't know what it's like...
To be me...
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Just shows I'm not worth his attention
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