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September 2005

Funny Convos Thread Mar 13, 2006 19:48:45 GMT

David [ touch me | and die ] says:
i think i overdosed on cough medicine
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
*dies*

~Jacq~The Definition Of A Canadian: An Unarmed American With Healthcare~Iay Ovelay Eilionay~ says:
oh no
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
lol
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
i had 3 tablespoons instead of 2 teaspoons
~Jacq~The Definition Of A Canadian: An Unarmed American With Healthcare~Iay Ovelay Eilionay~ says:
lol
~Jacq~The Definition Of A Canadian: An Unarmed American With Healthcare~Iay Ovelay Eilionay~ says:
I think you'll live
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
lol
David [ touch me | and die ] says:

obviously

Moose, msg me when your online says:
lol
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
what
Moose, msg me when your online says:
lol
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
...
Moose, msg me when your online says:
lol lol
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
...
Moose, msg me when your online says:
LOOOOOL
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
...
David [ touch me | and die ] says:
*slaps*

Ovi says:
You forgot to make the Urgent and Non Urgent buttons.
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
i didn't know where they were so i decided not to make them
Ovi says:
They are in the PM feature.
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
oh
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
do i really need to make them? [cute smiley goes here]
Ovi says:
Man, just two buttons. lol
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
[cute smiley goes here]
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
look at my cute little face [cute smiley goes here]
Ovi says:
lol
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself together | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
you don't want an innocent little smiley like me to get all tired and hurt do you? [cute smiley goes here]

dan says:
dude
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself togther | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
what
dan says:
u have an idea
David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself togther | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
i do?
dan says:
i mean i do
dan says:

David [ Pretend it's not forever | I'll pull myself togther | I'll say that I'll forget her | I'll breathe ] says:
XD

Last Edit: Mar 17, 2006 1:36:01 GMT by hpmad

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Funny Convos Thread Feb 13, 2006 21:09:37 GMT

David [ Pick me back up | I fell | And it hurt ] says:
i just noticed that if you pee while flushing, it goes all bubbly!
_Pho3nix.Child($_SESSION['pwned']); says:

lol
_Pho3nix.Child($_SESSION['pwned']); says:
un needed INFO!
David [ Pick me back up | I fell | And it hurt ] says:

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Funny Convos Thread Jan 9, 2006 23:44:48 GMT

Ryan says:
whos a girl o.O
David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:

The R Sole says:
ME!!!
Chaz says:
me
The R Sole says:
ME!
David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:
ME!
The R Sole says:
ME
The R Sole says:
ME
...۝...alex...۝... - Love you Lauren - DROP THE BISCUIT!, i will |-| HAHA King Kongs a Joka!! says:
me1!!
The R Sole says:
ME
Chaz says:
ME
The R Sole says:
ME
The R Sole says:
ME
The R Sole says:
ME
Chaz says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The R Sole says:
ME
The R Sole says:
ME
David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:
NO ME!!!!
The R Sole says:
pwnt
The R Sole says:
>.,
The R Sole says:
*>.<
Chaz says:
anyone wanna see me strip on cam
Ryan says:
*kicks The R Soul
The R Sole says:
oh yeaaaaaaaahhh..... i'll pass

dan says:
who here is straight
The R Sole says:
me
Chaz says:
lmao
David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:
me
Chaz says:
ME
dan says:
id hope all

someone: i have to go, my wants to sue the computer
someone: *use
me: ?
someone: i mean, my wants to sister the computer
me: ?
someone: wait, my sister wants to use he computer
me: ?

David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:
two people said they looked like cones
[jen] train tracks, heart attacks, car crashes and colors clash, i think we're stopping time. says:
they do not.
[jen] train tracks, heart attacks, car crashes and colors clash, i think we're stopping time. says:
errbody else loves my tits.
David [ the {bored} pickle ] says:
heh...

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2006 1:21:07 GMT by hpmad

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September 2005

Funny Convos Thread Jan 4, 2006 5:18:44 GMT

cddude229 said:

These do keep getting funnier and funnier.

Oh ya me and yami are OWNING tonight!!

Spam Wars
_Phoenix.child says:
fucking spammer lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
god i actually laughed at that
_Phoenix.child says:
lol u like spam?
David [ the pickle ] says:
no i laughed at "fucking spammer"
_Phoenix.child says:
oh
_Phoenix.child says:
spam is good
David [ the pickle ] says:

_Phoenix.child says:
like ham.. only better
David [ the pickle ] says:

David [ the pickle ] says:
shut up
David [ the pickle ] says:
never... ever... speak about... HAM that WAY!!!!
David [ the pickle ] says:
XD
David [ the pickle ] says:
i mean, spam
_Phoenix.child says:
another funny thread!
_Phoenix.child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
XD
_Phoenix.child says:
ifjg [adfkg
_Phoenix.child says:
[drkg
_Phoenix.child says:
[akrg
_Phoenix.child says:
[oakdfg
_Phoenix.child says:
[oakdfg[odkfag
_Phoenix.child says:
[okg[
_Phoenix.child says:
okfmg
_Phoenix.child says:
[odfkbg
_Phoenix.child says:
a
_Phoenix.child says:
spam
_Phoenix.child says:
er[
_Phoenix.child says:
wakg
_Phoenix.child says:
[oka
_Phoenix.child says:
[ogk
David [ the pickle ] says:
omfg
_Phoenix.child says:
d[ko[
David [ the pickle ] says:
jdsakljdsad
David [ the pickle ] says:
sad
David [ the pickle ] says:
asd
David [ the pickle ] says:
as
David [ the pickle ] says:
dsa
David [ the pickle ] says:
asds
_Phoenix.child says:
turf
David [ the pickle ] says:
dada
David [ the pickle ] says:
sda
David [ the pickle ] says:
d
David [ the pickle ] says:
34
David [ the pickle ] says:
23
David [ the pickle ] says:
432
David [ the pickle ] says:
432
_Phoenix.child says:
[kws
David [ the pickle ] says:
4
David [ the pickle ] says:
324
_Phoenix.child says:
[okaf
David [ the pickle ] says:
324
David [ the pickle ] says:
23
_Phoenix.child says:
e[sok
David [ the pickle ] says:
432
_Phoenix.child says:
a[okdf
David [ the pickle ] says:
23
David [ the pickle ] says:
423
David [ the pickle ] says:
4
_Phoenix.child says:
a[okf
David [ the pickle ] says:
234
David [ the pickle ] says:
3
David [ the pickle ] says:
423
_Phoenix.child says:
[aokdf[oka
_Phoenix.child says:
[dokf
_Phoenix.child says:
2[4i0t543-0ita
_Phoenix.child says:
e[63
_Phoenix.child says:
5]6e
_Phoenix.child says:
r ya'yk
_Phoenix.child says:
[eokh
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
_Phoenix.child says:
[o5ky
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
_Phoenix.child says:
[5o4k
_Phoenix.child says:
[eokrgs
_Phoenix.child says:
[kry
_Phoenix.child says:
[l,
_Phoenix.child says:
aeg
_Phoenix.child says:
[odkf
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwnshpmad pwnshpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns
_Phoenix.child says:
iight
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns

hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns
hpmad pwns

_Phoenix.child says:
u win
_Phoenix.child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
David [ the pickle ] says:
YEA!!!
David [ the pickle ] says:
i pwn!!!
David [ the pickle ] says:
I PWNED YOU!!!! MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
David [ the pickle ] says:
hpmad pwns

Last Edit: Jan 4, 2006 22:37:32 GMT by hpmad

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Funny Convos Thread Jan 3, 2006 23:24:53 GMT

[jen] :: ( Wrap me up in plastic, cuz I'm feelin' pornographic, now.) says:
i loovers you.
David [ the pickle ] says:
huh
David [ the pickle ] says:
*huggles*
David [ the pickle ] says:
happy birthday
David [ the pickle ] says:
yesterday
[jen] :: ( Wrap me up in plastic, cuz I'm feelin' pornographic, now.) says:
*hug* that really made me happy. thank you.
[jen] :: ( Wrap me up in plastic, cuz I'm feelin' pornographic, now.) says:
Proboards, feel the wrath of... me.
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol

The Jen person was ducky from PBS. It was her birhtday

llxWaRBiRdxll (11:09:03 PM): i have to take a piss
llxWaRBiRdxll (11:09:10 PM): and unclog the toilet >.<
hPmAd7 (11:09:14 PM): -_-
hPmAd7 (11:09:14 PM): XD

Last Edit: Jan 4, 2006 4:10:01 GMT by hpmad

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Funny Convos Thread Jan 3, 2006 22:57:13 GMT

David [ the pickle ] says:
anyhitng exciting happen to you today?
_Phoenix.Child says:
i woke up!
David [ the pickle ] says:
so did i!!! wow what a coincedence
_Phoenix.Child says:
thats about it -_-
_Phoenix.Child says:
XD
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol
_Phoenix.Child says:
ooo anotherone for the funny thread
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
my turn!!!

David [ the pickle ] says:
i wonder if there's a constipated smiley
_Phoenix.Child says:
i did have one!
David [ the pickle ] says:
still have it?
_Phoenix.Child says:
or something that someone said looked like it was constipated
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol
_Phoenix.Child says:
i dunno i'll have to wait till she comes back on so i can ask her which one it was
David [ the pickle ] says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
who
_Phoenix.Child says:

_Phoenix.Child says:
that one
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
lolo
_Phoenix.Child says:
i guess i could make one
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
now all you need to do is to draw shit coming out of its ass
_Phoenix.Child says:
i can do that
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
XD
_Phoenix.Child says:
omg
David [ the pickle ] says:
what
_Phoenix.Child says:
u just give me the perfect idea for a smiley
_Phoenix.Child says:
*opens imageready*
_Phoenix.Child says:
wait
_Phoenix.Child says:
*opens ps first*
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
that would ge smart XD
David [ the pickle ] says:
*be
David [ the pickle ] says:
make an arrow to the smiley and write "yami" on top of it
_Phoenix.Child says:
XD i ain't constipated lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
who says?
_Phoenix.Child says:
me
_Phoenix.Child says:
lol
David [ the pickle ] says:
who says you said it?
David [ the pickle ] says:
oooo you haven't replied for SOOO long. are you sure you're not in the bathroom constipated dude?
David [ the pickle ] says:
tsk tsk you're not replying
David [ the pickle ] says:
ugh...i can smell all your... waste products 3,000 miles across the sea!!!!
_Phoenix.Child says:
XD

Last Edit: Jan 3, 2006 23:09:07 GMT by hpmad

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Funny Convos Thread Dec 30, 2005 5:59:04 GMT

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
god i'm asking peter for a code battle because i was joking and i said i would pwn him in a battle *cries* XD
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
should i post the thread? XD
[ CD | Siphon your blood to me (you know you want too ) ] says:
XD
[ CD | Siphon your blood to me (you know you want too ) ] says:
First to make a code that's one line and astonishes people! And it has to be HTML!
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
lol
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
big long link goes here
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
O_o

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
i feel so pathetic
[ CD | Siphon your blood to me (you know you want too ) ] says:
I wasn't serious o.o
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
O_o

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
i... hate you
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
well this would be cool anyways XD
[ CD | Siphon your blood to me (you know you want too ) ] says:
I meant about the code idea
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:

This is another convo about the same thing with another person:

The R Sole says:
watch you still get pwned
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:

The R Sole says:
if you do
The R Sole says:
i will laugh
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
O_o

The R Sole says:
and laugh
The R Sole says:
until i die
The R Sole says:

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
i'll kill you before you get the chance to die
The R Sole says:
that makes sense...

Last Edit: Dec 30, 2005 6:01:09 GMT by hpmad

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Funny Convos Thread Dec 28, 2005 18:34:32 GMT

shadowyone said:

There are already two other funny convo threads...on the same page, too. =P

What happened to the stickied one? I think there was a stickied one, anyway.

It was locked so CD told me to make a new one

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Funny Convos Thread Dec 28, 2005 5:29:38 GMT

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Hi what's your name?
[ CD ] says:

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Hi,

I'm David!
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
How are you today?
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Me? I'm doing great!
[ CD ] says:

Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Well

why are you feeling

?
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Oh

you can go ahead and ignore me but you shall never escape the wrath of teh hp!!!!
[ CD ] says:
XD
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Well

you must really like

eh? Wait a minute... that means that you like yourself! Oh you're so narcisistic
[ CD ] says:
*does a number of smilies here*
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Now you're *copies the number of smilies here* ? Whoa...
[ CD ] says:
*smilies*
[ CD ] says:
*lots of smilies*
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
You have multi-personalities. *sends a note to the school conselor*
[ CD ] says:
I actually am bipolar
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Let's make sure you're not depressed now
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Did you know that most depressed teenagers seem to have multi-personalities (and they are bipolar too!!!)?
[ CD ] says:
Yep
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Isn't that amazing? *does cheesy look*
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
But of course, I know YOU'RE not depressed. You're just... weird.
[ CD ] says:
I was depressed a while back, remember the thread "I'm Taking a Break" at SZ?
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
No, I don't. You must be making these things up ! Now, let's see *takes pen out*
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
"Seems to display signs of memory loss"
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
"Could be dyslexic"
[ CD ] says:
I don't remember not remembering things
[ CD ] says:
Dysexlic? What's that?
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:

That is not a good sign!
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
It's a learning disability
[ CD ] says:
I know
[ CD ] says:
Isn't it also you commonly mispell words?
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
Then why did you ask me "What's that?" tsk tsk another bad sign!
Rudolph [ the pickle ] says:
*writes it down*
[ CD ] says:
Such as "A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

Last Edit: Dec 28, 2005 5:31:22 GMT by hpmad

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September 2005

99 karma? What the eff? Dec 26, 2005 4:39:07 GMT

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cddude229 said:

Minus the two zeros. Oh wait, it alreayd is.

someone smitted me i had 3 before i think.

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September 2005

99 karma? What the eff? Dec 25, 2005 18:28:11 GMT

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you should make mine 200

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September 2005

if you could mod SZ for one day... Dec 28, 2005 4:47:08 GMT

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I was actually meaning this thread for the MEMBERS

but oh well XD

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if you could mod SZ for one day... Dec 24, 2005 3:01:39 GMT

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whatt board would it be?

the board i wouldd want to mod for one day would be the genneral board because there is moree activity there everyday than other boards XD.

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Ovi's Birthday Thread! Dec 23, 2005 7:49:49 GMT

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ii know, special day for him... hhe has two threads at SSD can you bleieve that? XD

oh well, happy birthday Ovi!

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September 2005

Religion Dec 22, 2005 3:18:24 GMT

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what religion do you uhh... wahts the word... practice?

i'm a budd-eist. cross betweeen a buddhist and and atheist