I haven't done any of the things you list. lol.

I have done some stupid things that I'm now paying for. I was new to skateboarding when I was 13 and tried to do a kick flip. Key word there being tried. I missed judge how I was going to land and landed on my back knocking a disk in my lower back out of place. The doctor's told me it was easy to get back into place, but I would need back surgery when I get into my 30's, but that is without having kids. Trust me. It ain't easy lifting up an almost 1 year old. Another time on a skateboard I was better at doing tricks and thought I could handle a u pipe. Yet again I miss judge how I was going to land and distorted my left shoulder blade, broke some of my finger in my left arm, and broke a couple of other bones in my arm, along with breaking a couple of ribs on my left side. I was really hurting and now I pay for it because I hurt when I get out of bed or try to lift an almost 1 year old. (I never have really learn my listen on skateboards, but since I have become a mother I don't do it anymore because I want to be around to see my daughter grow up.) I messed up an oil change on my mother's Jeep when I was 15 and had my mom chase me into the woods. Luckily I knew the woods better then her, so I ended up loosing her. I went to stay with a cousin for a week after that. By the time I got back she had forgotten about it and I didn't get hurt. That's all that I can remember right now. I'll post them up as I remember them.

Is it bad that I recognize where this is from?

His final commercial was released.
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What the hell is an FML!?

Quacker's post was more Fail than the image in the first post.

I love how people completely mock the idiot's asking these questions, but those people probably take it seriously.