Drinking way too much, and consuming obscure things in raw form from the refrigerator. In that order.

Actually, I have done that. I remember pouring sugar into a tub of butter and 'making dairy cream' and eating the whole tub with a spoon. I did not feel good...

I think it was at night too

I have an easier time cleaning house at night when my daughter and husband is asleep, so I tend to stay up to clean the house, but I don't vacuum until the morning.

My neighbor often complain at me for doing the vacuming at 0400.

That's the exact reason why I vacuum at 4 in the morning.

Anyway, I dance everywhere I go. Getting a snack? Dance to the fridge. Bathroom? DANCE!

I like your style!

Eat.

Done that too. Both are a pain.

My neighbors are my step mom and dad. I can't use the vacuum at night because my husband and daughter are sleeping and they get mad when they wake up and it's still dark out.

I also hum the various Batman TV show themes while I'm butchering the Mambo on my way to the fridge.

You sir..... KNOW HOW TO ROLL

Or get shoulder cramps. They hurt. I often wake up with a numb arm too, reach for the remote, because I'm sick of some old country singer trying to sell me 50 CDs of music and if I call now, I'll get...

When I pick up the remote, I seem to fail at lifting my arm and instead, it goes sideways into the coffee jug and Bam!

I've had numb limbs. Many times. It's fairly annoying.

One time, I pulled a muscle power sleeping. No shit, I woke up in extreme pain and my leg hurt for like a week. I guess I was sleeping a bit too hard.