'Why is there so many people over there?'

'That isn't people thats a car!'

I'd really like the backstories on some of these. They sound fairly interesting.

I agree with Lucifer. The backstories would be pretty amazing to hear I bet.

The car one would be hilarious.

its a penguin mixed with a whale...I was asked if it was real

I've gotten a few in the past couple days I think are pretty good P:

"Wait, whales have wings?!" - My biology class. The kid saw a drawing on the overhead of a whale flipper that was semi-see through so that we could see the bones and apparently thought that this was a "wing", which is where his exclimation came from. He was dead serious.

"Oh, wait, that can't be the answer. 4 doesn't go into 20 evenly .. =/" - Myself, actually. It had been a long day, I'm blond, I have excuses D;

"Where is Fort Knox, anyways? Well ... I know it's in the USA ... or at least I thought it was?" - Kid in my economics class. My teacher stared at him when he asked, then he said that last bit my teacher just kind of looked like he'd given up on life. Please note we'd been watching a video on Fort Knox.

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We went to Red Robin last night for my free birthday burger. Meanwhile, we overheard the hostess asking a waitress and waiter this question that was directed at her from a customer;

"Does the Oreo Milkshake have eggs in it?"

Are you a fucking moron? Yes, yes you are.

They could have just been severely allergic to eggs and making sure that the milkshake or it's ingredients (Oreos?) weren't contaminated.
But that's me attempting to give humanity the benefit of the doubt, which generally leaves me pretty sad and disappointed in the end :C

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That explains your status.

Well, do they? Do they?! Huh?!? HUH?!?!?!?!

Hahaha. No, sorry. Hate to burst your bubble.

Just last period in math (English now, we've got the COW in here, my life is made right now) we were doing quadratics. The first example was 5x = 0, therefore what must x equal? to get the Freshies warmed up.

One kid yelled out "One!" And Garvey (teacher) was like "... Honey, what is one times five?" the kid was like "... Oh." It was great xD Kid was just having a moment, though She's really very smart and an excellent student, one of those "I haven't missed one homework assignment all year!" people.


EDIT : Wow. I post in this thread a lot O.o Either half of this stuff isn't half as dumb as I think it is, or as amusing, or I'm surrounded by people prone to dumb comments.

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Last Edit: May 27, 2010 14:15:53 GMT by Twerque

Torque: Obviously it's -1, not 1. Duh. How could she get that wrong?

And I think you just post a lot in general.