i just wouldn't wake up next to you

Ooooh, that's cooooold.

Aug 6, 2010 23:54:04 GMT Eric said:

Aug 6, 2010 23:34:57 GMT Twerque said:

If I woke up next to you, I'd call you my bitch and ask where my breakfast was.

If I woke up next to you, I'd ask who let you out of the kitchen.

If I woke up to you, I'd tell you next time you want me to leave the kitchen for sex, you're right hand is going to end up being your best friend.

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If I woke up next to you, I think I'd go brag to James. haha

if i woke up next to you i would die of fright...ME AND BATMAN???



sorry i don't do guys and would never be that drunk

If I woke up next to you, you'd be wrong, sir!

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If I woke up next to you, I think I'd go brag to James. haha[/quote]

Chances are if you woke up to me, you'd also be waking up next to Jim. You wouldn't have to "go" anywhere.

@aaron: If I woke up next to you, I'd go back to sleep x3

If i woke up next to you i would ask for more

If I woke up to you, I'd be scared and run away D'8

If I woke up next to you, I'd immediately get up to cook breakfast. Then I'd eat said breakfast and tell you to leave.

If I woke up to you, I'd take your breakfast, make you my bitch, and throw you out of your own apartment.

If I woke up next to you, we wouldn't be in an apartment, you wouldn't make me your bitch, and I'd slap you in the face with a waffle and boot you out the door This-is-sparta-style.

if I woke up next to you you'd be still moaning from last night.

You can't do that, you loser. You have to answer the person above you.

Also, if I woke up to you, I'd wonder how the hell I'd gotten to Canada and wonder just how much Tequila I'd had last night.