...because you are strange. ( )

Why is the sky blue?

Because of reasons.

Why isn't my dinner spicy enough D:

Because you forgot to add Tabasco Sauce...

Why do I feel that Torque's avatar doesn't fit any more?

Because Josh and Chris and Jim and a bunch of other people on here months and months ago (possibly years now) decided to make a band of AVENGERS when the movie's release was announced and it was a really long time ago so now it's just there because I'm lazy.

Why are strawberries so tasty?

Because they're fun to pick....

why is food so good?

Because God hates you

Where is my drink!?

In my belly....where it belongs...

Why is it raining?

...because I wanted it to. (funny it rained here too)

Why are all coincidences lies?

Because your head likes to make things up...like this dream....you better kill yourself so you wake up....


Do you like Inception?

I do.

I do? Or did someone make me think I do?

Haha you don't even remember dreaming about me do you? It was fun...for me


Did you check behind you after you read this question?

No... until I finished typing this reply. (knowing you'd want me to initially..)

...but thanks, you just got all my paranoid senses tingling again...

Do you often check behind you?

Actually not...although there is an open door behind me that has carpet so I sometimes check for siblings watching over my shoulder