Settle down boys...

The twist here is that I'M the real pedo in this situation c; I hope you like it in the butt, Toshiru!

Anyways this reminds me of a story so you guys get to hear one! So, I worked as a canvasser (political) and I walked door to door telling people to vote (Awful job but it paid so much money). Sooo, as you can probably figure I ran into some interesting people. This one house I knocked on this guy was CLEARLY hitting on me. Greasy, fat, older guy who looked like a creeper. He then asked how old I was and I said nineteen, and he said "Oh! I thought you were like fourteen, haha. You look really young!" So I was like "Er, yeah, I gotta go ..." Only a few minutes later walking to another row of houses did I realize this:
He thought I was fourteen
And he wanted to fuck me up until he realized I was older

x___x

Where's PBv5? Need that "like" option.

*facepalm*

Pedos, pedos everywhere... even in your OWN HEAD.

... also a NEW thread with two pages of posts in a 24 hours... This can only mean one thing...
We are all clearly hitting on poison.

omfg no go away stop

CHRIS AND LUCI ARE MY FRIENDS OK.

EDIT:

Also, you must be new xP My name is Torque ... But it got shortened to Tork by a dude named Zell who may or may not be coming back D; Soo ... Yeah. Feel free to call me Tork ^^ Or, hey, Poison. Whatever suits you best.


Last Edit: Jan 8, 2013 16:22:32 GMT by Twerque

>_>
I'm not actually new, but my random bursts of activity were primarily during periods when you were inactive.

...also Tork sounds cool, so I'll use that from now on.

Really? Wow, that's unfortunate. That we both seemed to alternate, haha.

And I was more or less referencing the 'new must be new here' meme I can tell by your post count that you're not "new" so to speak.

...or by my join date. (another instance of our alternating activity, I joined before you, but became inactive before you joined)

Also... you changed your display name... for mee? :3
(most likely for future people you interact with, but I'ma go ahead and pretend it was for me)

Yes, it was just for youuuuuuu~

Also I change my name a ton. I get bored a lot, bahahah. I might even change it again today.

...In that case I'ma have to memorise who you are by your avatar and sig... which shouldn't be that hard, considering they are rather... unique.

I read that fast and thought you said, "I get boned a lot."

Well, yes, that too! But I don't like to brag about my sexscapades.

In any case, my name generally has Torque or Tork in it, haha. Torkie, Torky, etc. So you'll know me.

She's the one female that posts on every single conversation on here...hard to miss...


Last Edit: Jan 8, 2013 20:53:27 GMT by Joe Kerr