Paper Cuts are evil! I hate having to have a band - aid on my finger!

band aid. Omg thats a great idea. Just so it won't hurt as much when I touch things.

Try some Neosparin too. It may help!

eh, maybe later, I already put the band-aid on and I don't feel like taking it off.

But the feeling when you rip them off feels so good....

Yeah man, I got one today running that fucking copier they forced me to put in my office.

That thing sucks. I copy probably 4000 papers a day, and used to kill the copiers out in the print room all the time. They made me put one in my office. Thing hardly has any room with my desks.

lol idk. Sometimes they stick and its a bad feeling.

Thats a lot of tree's your company is funding the killing for. Stinks that they made you put it in your office though since it seems to be small.

It's not really small by any means. I just have a lot of stuff in there. Quick list:

• Three desks. One has six computers on it, another has two, and the other one is in the corner behind the ones with six and two, it only has one on it.
  
• Two bikes. I have spare bikes at work in case something happens to which ever one I ride there on. Work is about 16 miles from my house, and I can get there in about 30 minutes or so.
  
• ~45 computers. It's a small amount of what I had before. But some needed to go to make room for the bikes. One entire wall of the office has computers stacked from the floor to the ceiling, almost the entire length. Just various computers that need fixed. Since all of our machines run Ubuntu linux, we no longer have to rush to get computers back online, we just have them sign in to the server.
  
• Ten rubbermaid tubs. These have hard drives, expansion cards, Ram modules, and about any cable you can ever think of in there. A few are under the big desk. Some are in the space that computers would fill on the wall previously mentioned.
  
• The copier. The copier sits in front of my two computer desk. It's shoved up against the desk and the wall. It makes lots of noise, brings traffic to my office, and over all bugs me enough where it may be worth getting arrested for shooting it with a shotgun.
  

Have you considered asking for a storage room to put the computers in? Might remove some of the clutter. Or just appropriate a cubicle if your place has a field of them.

Why don't you get a printer/copier/scanner all in one?

They're terrible. One thing breaks, the whole thing breaks.

It could save room!

Quality Nathaniel. Quality.

Ok. His office wants the quality to offer services to more people?