Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
FREDY
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
yes?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
i wub you
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
what do you want?

Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
you
in
my
pants
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
for how long?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
bout 3 mins
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
sorru minimum is 10.
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
fine
then i want 400 minutes
and a long distance plan
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
would you like to try our premium package that includes unlimited texting, internet, long distance, minutes, and e-mail?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
does it include penis?
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
All of our packages include penis, as well as our big black pack which includes a 12 inch black penis
however our big black pack is for a limited time only while supplies last
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
hmm tempting
what are your rates for a family plan black penis?
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
was that the big black pack, or just the black penis plan?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
big black pack, were hoping to upgrade to hose dick in the future
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
well, our big black pack family plan comes with everything you could ever want in a big black plan including 2500 texts per month, unlimited internet, free long distance, unlimited minutes, unlimited e-mail, and a small african child. It also features a large 200lb african tribe leader and his wife, who both come naked unless specified otherwise. Each has been trained to do whatever you tell them to do, and will do it no matter how weird, kinky, or just plain fucked up it is
our big black plan is going for an amazing 500 checks, and if you order now, we'll throw in an extra african child FREE OF CHARGE!
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
hot damn I'll take four
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
Would you like fries with that?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
Can I have four sides of anus?
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
of course sir
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
NO TIP FOR YOU!
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
could I help you with anything else today?
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
Nope, thank you. How much is the total?
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
2040 checks
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
I left my wallet at home...
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
looks like you have a problem.
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says:
>=[
[Andrew] - [v_V wanted snowdai. v_v] says:
and for that
we will not proceed to tie you up, torture you, and put you in our ccheap bastard package to be sold off. Thanks for using Bell Canada. Have a good day.
Spektral [www.talkpark.net] ! says: