The best and greatest of all time.

Some of my favorites:

-is not for everyone, consult your doctor before using. Side effects may include: insomnia, muscle crams and fatigue.

-is beating his previous record for greatest number of consecutive days being alive.

-is with your girlfriend. Oh, happy birthday btw.

-when i participate it's not called a competition, it's called easy pickings.

-is writing a paper called “Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection”

-mmmm... brownies: the breakfast of champions.

-is retiring in 8 years so that he can spend time with his grand kids.

-is now accepting applications for a sugar momma.

-OMG OMG IT'S 4/20!! IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN THE SIXTH GRADE AGAIN!

-just bench pressed the world.


Last Edit: Jul 6, 2009 2:27:48 GMT by Eric