Alright, here's the story: I ordered six bottles of Tentacle Grape, recently (I bet you're all surprised). Well, USPS apparently didn't know that they are shipped in glass bottles. I had my suspicions of this fact when I received a soggy box that rattled when I moved it. Today, I decided to pick out the bottles that had not been broken. To my surprise, only one bottle was damaged. Its contents had already soaked into the cardboard. The bottle itself, however, was shattered.

Here I am with no gloves or anything to protect myself, and I'm handling glass. There's also broken glass all over the place. I have very poor dexterity and have been known for injuring myself handling harmless objects. Can you see where this is going? Yeah, I have a nasty cut on my hand, right now. Oh, but wait, how did I get it? Handling that broken glass, right? Wrong. I cut myself on an open box in the fridge. Yeah, the fact that I was handling glass had nothing to do with anything. >.<

Alright, so now it's your turn. I know I'm not the only one who has injured himself by doing something pathetic like this. How have you managed to hurt yourself and look like an idiot doing so?