*Adds to shopping cart* Sounds really awesome... There's another really funny one, and the reviews is basically a competition to see who can be the funniest.... Can't find it, I'll have another look later.

Perhaps tuscan whole milk? There was a link to it on the uranium page. One guys review was a rewrite of Poe's The Raven. Talk about holy-fuck-amazing.

My personal favorite: Forbidden Lego!

I've actually been tempted to buy it several times. I have been known to buy random crap I find on the Internet (I have five bottles of Tentacle Grape in my fridge).

Do I have to be the one that points out the legalities of ordering Uranium online and therefor this is clearly fake? Do I really have to be that guy?

The joke is on you.

How is it?

You cannot "just by" Uranium²³⁸, Uranium²³⁵ or Uranium²³⁴ off the Internet; I've tried.

Did you read any of the reviews? If not, do so. They're hilarious.

According to that page, it does conform to the necessary regulations. It's apparently useful for testing geiger counters and such. As small as it is, there may actually be a chance that it's legit. O.o

I'm seriously going to order one as soon as I cash my paycheck. You'll know when I have it because I'll suddenly have cancer. =/

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