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So, I was downstairs reading in the living room. My mom was on the computer and my dad came down the stairs and into the room. From where he came from, the Christmas tree was covering most of me so he didn't realize I was there. Anyway, he came into the room and immediately went to my mom and started feeling her up.
Wow. I did not expect that one.
Ever experience anything like that? This isn't the first time I've seen something like this, but it never gets an easier to witness, you know? lol
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I liked your status, and if I could, I'd like this, too.
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I'm amused. I think I got over all that when my mom asked me what the g-spot is.
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Rofl at eric. Naw, never had that happen. My parents are old... Seriously. The saddest part is that it's not a joke.
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Rofl at eric. Naw, never had that happen. My parents are old... Seriously. The saddest part is that it's not a joke. Well, what IS the G-spot? Or, rather, what did you tell her?
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I've walked in on my mom sitting on my dad's lap in a chair? And then a year later they got divorced so I didn't have to worry about that.  Yay for a fucked up family.
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Aww, c'mon. At least you didn't walk in on your mom and step-dad having sex at the age of seven. THAT was horrifying.
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Aww, c'mon. At least you didn't walk in on your mom and step-dad having sex at the age of seven. THAT was horrifying. That explains a ... I mean, that's horrible. Yeah, nothing like this has ever happened to me. I've read plenty of horror stories about it on FML, though. Sounds terrifying.
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I walked out to get a glass of water, and parents were trying out the new Karma Sutra book they got for Christmas. I got it for them as a joke. x.x
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The saddest part is that it's not a joke. Well, what IS the G-spot? Or, rather, what did you tell her? I just told her that it's an area in the vagina that is more sensitive and gives off strong orgasms. Kay: hahaha @conor: If that's true, you take the cake.
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Once I walked in on my sister having sex. I just kinda walked in when she wouldn't answer me and her and her boyfriend were under the covers with one light on.
"What are you guys doing?"
"Uh, sleeping."
"...I'm gonna leave now."
Awkward situation is awkward.
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Once I walked in on my sister having sex. I just kinda walked in when she wouldn't answer me and her and her boyfriend were under the covers with one light on. "What are you guys doing?" "Uh, sleeping." "...I'm gonna leave now." Awkward situation is awkward. At least your (step-)sister doesn't come in to your room, sit down on your bed, and start talking about her sex life. Then again, I just tell her she should play video games, get an "Oh, yeah, you're right," and then she stops.
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I was staying up late, like normal, and I went upstairs for a snack. I saw the light in my dad's computer room was on, so I decided to say hey. Walked in, said "Hey", turned the corner, and looked at his screen.
He was looking at porn. >.<
I made a quick exit after that.
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#intj (Mastermind)^
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I was staying up late, like normal, and I went upstairs for a snack. I saw the light in my dad's computer room was on, so I decided to say hey. Walked in, said "Hey", turned the corner, and looked at his screen. He was looking at porn. >.< I made a quick exit after that. Reminds me of a run in with a frat brother, but that was him making out and feeling up a chick in the kitchen. To my knowledge, neither of them know I was there. That doesn't compare to your incident though. >.<
Last Edit: Dec 24, 2009 7:19:13 GMT by Chris
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I was staying up late, like normal, and I went upstairs for a snack. I saw the light in my dad's computer room was on, so I decided to say hey. Walked in, said "Hey", turned the corner, and looked at his screen. He was looking at porn. >.< I made a quick exit after that. Reminds me of a run in with a frat brother, but that was him making out and feeling up a chick in the kitchen. To my knowledge, neither of them know I was there. That doesn't compare to your incident though. >.< And because they didn't realize you were there, you, like a dirty perv, stood and watched... 
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