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Haha i got this joke funny email and I had to show u guys The Polite way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee .' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said, 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
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That is freakin' HILARIOUS XD Love it! Bahahha. Sharing that with my friends. [/size]
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Signature coming~
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lol... I'll use that one when my girlfriend visits. (obviously not actually to get some, but to give her a good laugh)
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obviously not actually to get some cuz u cant LOL!
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obviously not actually to get some cuz u cant LOL! Immature humor is my favorite. Thank you sir.
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Hahaha you 2 are like tom and jerry
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obviously not actually to get some cuz u cant LOL! SHUT UP XUZ-- wait..
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Immature humor is my favorite. Thank you sir. You and I are two of a kind then. Poliakov: Great find. Jonny/Johnny jokes are always some of the funniest and most inappropriate.
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Hhehe! Glad u guys liked it! and indeed Chris!
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Oh I know a Johnny and it is something he would do XD.
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I want to meet this jonny guy.
the man is a genius.
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LMAO that was funny.
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I want to meet this jonny guy. the man is a genius. He died in 1899. Sorry.
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