Try coming to England...
There's a retired Navy guy that walks around our town, still wearing his hat and shoulder boards. Understandable, but he 's always wearing really shot denim pants too.

He has a definite "Village People" thing going on.

I live in my town too...

You're right, it's not funny. Every city has retards - they can't help it. Find a better word.

There's a guy who walks down the busiest street in my city and dances to his music. Sometimes he's at the mall as well. He's pretty fun to talk to - I just think he really likes dancing.

Then there's a guy who has a mental condition which forces him to run every day.. he's in his early 60s, but because he puts his body through so much running, he looks like he could be 80.

And THEN there's all the religious people here who believe that if you do anything differently than them, you go to hell. They're all over town and it's ridiculous.

There's a guy in my town named Punk Rock Freddy--he had it legally changed and that's how he's listed in the phone book. He's in his 50s or 60s and he used to have a pink mohawk. I have no idea what kind of hairdo he has now. Last I heard, he was living in a halfway house behind my sister's apartment and he allegedly touched little boys. He's quite the character.