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So, do you know of anything funny like a quote or something like that? I know many, and my current favorite is one I just thought up and put in my sig.

I swear, if I had a quarter for every time someone called me gay...I'd finally be able to pay for the operation.



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=/ Is there a story behind why you find that funny, Lucifer?
Ever wonder why they call AOL, AOL? No, why? Cause they forgot the "H" before the "O".


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=/ Is there a story behind why you find that funny, Lucifer?
Ever wonder why they call AOL, AOL? No, why? Cause they forgot the "H" before the "O".


No, but I just found it funny.

Are you implying that I'm a homophobe by any chance?


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I want implying your a homophobe. But I was implying that you are scaring be with the possibility of you being gay. O.O

Me = teh_homophobe

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iecstacy said:
I want implying your a homophobe. But I was implying that you are scaring be with the possibility of you being gay. O.O

Me = teh_homophobe


Lol, no. It's just, I was gonna use the pink smiley so I figured I'd have an angry quote. How about the "If I had a quarter for every time someone called me [blank], I'd have [whatever]." So I though Gay, but then the operation thing came to mind and the rest is history.

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Not mine:

-- Just think of all the dyslexic devil worshippers who sold their soul to Santa.
-- Getting banned from AOL is like getting a lifetime ban from prison.
-- "I did your mom."
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."
-- Before the Internet message board, there was the men's room wall.

I have more, but I'm too lazy to find 'em.


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:P

I have no real good ones...

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-- Before the Internet message board, there was the men's room wall

Ahaha, I like that one.

Eh.. I can't think of any.. Except for this one I saw on Family Guy..

"Peter: And you guys know what else? You can also use the book.. ::Unfolds the book in his hand and puts it on his head.:: As a hat."


I swear, if I had a quarter for every time someone called me gay...I'd finally be able to pay for the operation.


And I guess that is funny.. In a disturbing sort of way.. ???

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Lol, Family Guy has quite a few good ones.

Meg: Dad, how can you let mom parade around dressed like that? She's acting like a whore and she's a disgrace to all women.(or something of that nature)
Peter: Meg...who let you back into the house?

Peter: Come see the ass-kicking wife! She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!

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XD

I also like the quote from their version of "Passion Of The Christ 2".. Announcer: "May he who is without sin.. Kick the first a**!


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When Marvin said: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed, I roared with laughter until half the people in front of me at the movie-theater turned around and stared at me, then I hid behind my towel and giggled instead. It was the way he said it that made it so funny, I had read it in the book before but seeing it live on the screen was to much for my humour-unit. :)

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humour-unit.


How many megs you got? XD

And this isn't really a quote but I like Alfred Ashford's laugh from Code Veronica.

::Overwhelming high pitched "Muahahahahaha, hahahahaha!"

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I've been thinking about getting a upgrade, so that I get around twenty megs and perhaps I'll remember to get that upgrade for my memory-unit as well. :D

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