Me and my friend Justin talking about his girlfriend:
gregsmoose (9:14:30 PM): Your girlfriend told me to stop talking today.
gregsmoose (9:14:35 PM): But you go first.
SpeedyDude629 (9:14:47 PM): which gf?
gregsmoose (9:15:02 PM): Bus one
SpeedyDude629 (9:15:12 PM): LMFAO!!!!!
SpeedyDude629 (9:15:15 PM): what did you do?
gregsmoose (9:15:29 PM): Well the bus comes up 10 minutes late.
gregsmoose (9:15:36 PM): Someone threw up in it.
SpeedyDude629 (9:15:40 PM): lol
gregsmoose (9:15:46 PM): So everyone had to sit in the front.
gregsmoose (9:16:02 PM): So she was siting a seating across for me.
gregsmoose (9:16:10 PM): And the floor was all wet.
SpeedyDude629 (9:16:12 PM): lol
gregsmoose (9:16:23 PM): I was like hmm... throw up.
gregsmoose (9:16:29 PM): Then she was like:
gregsmoose (9:16:39 PM): "Ew... stop talking."\
SpeedyDude629 (9:16:48 PM): lol
gregsmoose (9:16:53 PM): And I was like:
SpeedyDude629 (9:16:57 PM): uh oh
gregsmoose (9:17:05 PM): "Haha did I make you sick?"
SpeedyDude629 (9:17:11 PM): you bastard
gregsmoose (9:17:12 PM): Then she was like:
gregsmoose (9:17:29 PM): "I won't even answer that."
SpeedyDude629 (9:17:42 PM): lmfao
SpeedyDude629 (9:17:58 PM): im sorry, that is too ####### funny
gregsmoose (9:18:11 PM): I am here to entertain.
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:15 PM): so am i
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:23 PM): thats why i look like a fag in the play
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:26 PM): im an entertainer
gregsmoose (9:18:29 PM): lol
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:33 PM): im serious
gregsmoose (9:18:42 PM): Then I had to say one final thing:
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:47 PM): oh shit
SpeedyDude629 (9:18:54 PM): i think i know what it is
gregsmoose (9:18:57 PM): The bus driver cleaned up the floor so it was all wet.
gregsmoose (9:19:09 PM): Then I was like:
SpeedyDude629 (9:19:14 PM): did u say what i think u said?
gregsmoose (9:19:28 PM): "Ah well you'll be standing in throw up soon enough."
SpeedyDude629 (9:20:06 PM): omg greg, i love you, even though i could kick your ass, but that was too ####### funny
SpeedyDude629 (9:20:32 PM): but like i was saying, i got a better concept
SpeedyDude629 (9:20:38 PM): remember how i said u wrote the song?
gregsmoose (9:20:45 PM): yeah
SpeedyDude629 (9:20:52 PM): dont say it was about gen
SpeedyDude629 (9:20:59 PM): i got a person that fits the song much better
gregsmoose (9:21:04 PM): I never did
SpeedyDude629 (9:21:08 PM): say it was about your gf
gregsmoose (9:21:16 PM): I don't have a gf.
SpeedyDude629 (9:21:27 PM): i mean your gf youll never go out with
gregsmoose (9:21:37 PM): Nah. =P
gregsmoose (9:21:45 PM): Then people will think I like her.
SpeedyDude629 (9:21:54 PM): dude just do it, everyone hates her
SpeedyDude629 (9:21:57 PM): people will love you
gregsmoose (9:22:03 PM): lol
SpeedyDude629 (9:22:33 PM): just sya the song was about people you saw but mostly about rifkind
gregsmoose (9:22:37 PM): Did I say the thing you thought I would?
SpeedyDude629 (9:23:20 PM): no
SpeedyDude629 (9:23:36 PM): i thought you were gonna say "ok fine, well one last thing, Genopeva likes boys"
gregsmoose (9:23:52 PM): I was tempted,
SpeedyDude629 (9:23:56 PM): lol
SpeedyDude629 (9:24:19 PM): what you said was even funnier although i could kick your ass cause she may have second thoughts on me since im your friend
gregsmoose (9:24:34 PM): She doesn't know me.
SpeedyDude629 (9:24:42 PM): but hes seen you
SpeedyDude629 (9:24:45 PM): she*
SpeedyDude629 (9:24:52 PM): and seen you with me
gregsmoose (9:24:57 PM): Doubt she knows my name.
gregsmoose (9:25:06 PM): If you must tell her you beat me up.
gregsmoose (9:25:15 PM): To teach me a lesson.
gregsmoose (9:25:23 PM):
SpeedyDude629 (9:27:45 PM): lol
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