What is your obsession with pickles anyway?

My obsession with pickles and pickles.

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
i'm typing

monster says:
me too

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
OMFG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
LET'S BE FRIENDS!

monster says:
OMFG OK!

monster says:


[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
OH, LIKE TOTALLY!

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[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
can you teach me how to code

James [a_leon] says:
....

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:


James [a_leon] says:
I'm not sure who to stick the harpoon in. You or the smilie.

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:



Last Edit: May 29, 2006 14:20:00 GMT by hpmad

Felicia: Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
Me: No, it's hard to notice when you're in the kitchen cooking.
Felicia: quit being so... jimmy
Me: Quit back talking and do my laundry.

...

[15:03] RandomJester - RLVII: ARC HAS EATEN MY SOUL AND NOW I HAVE TO SHOUT HIS JARGON TO SURVIVE
[15:03] RandomJester - RLVII: GET SOME ASS STEAK AND SIT DOWN FOOL
[15:03] ƒranZy: k..
[15:04] RandomJester - RLVII: ---------------_____-----------------;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[15:04] RandomJester - RLVII: I have lost my mind
[15:05] ƒranZy: ... maybe
[15:15] RandomJester - RLVII: "Woot! for morbidness."
[15:16] ƒranZy: xD
[15:17] RandomJester - RLVII: and Samus in a skin tight suit is NOT my reason for wanting to buy SSBB >.>
[15:17] RandomJester - RLVII: ..no matter what hojo says!
[15:18] ƒranZy: ... yes IT IS
[15:18] ƒranZy: LIAR~!
[15:19] RandomJester - RLVII: IS NOT
[15:19] RandomJester - RLVII: Snake is reason he is way cooler
[15:19] RandomJester - RLVII: it had nothing to do with samus
[15:19] RandomJester - RLVII: >>;;; <<;;;;
[15:19] ƒranZy: ... LIAR!!!
[15:20] RandomJester - RLVII: SAYS YOU
[15:20] ƒranZy: ... and the rest of the world =.=
[15:20] RandomJester - RLVII: FSCK THE WORLD
[15:21] ƒranZy: k..
[15:21] RandomJester - RLVII: make sure you use a condom the world if a flithy slut XD
[15:21] ƒranZy: ... =\


[21:29] She's my Death on Two legs - And I miss her - RLVII: (Link: www.president-bush.com/bush-turkey.jpg)http://www.president-bush.com/bush-turkey.jpg
[21:30] She's my Death on Two legs - And I miss her - RLVII: from left to right
[21:30] She's my Death on Two legs - And I miss her - RLVII: thoughts, "I look like john delancy..aka Q from Startrek"
[21:30] She's my Death on Two legs - And I miss her - RLVII: "damn I wish I could get some of that" middle
[21:30] She's my Death on Two legs - And I miss her - RLVII: bush "there is a turkey in my pants!"
[21:31] ƒranZy: LOFL


Last Edit: May 29, 2006 14:48:52 GMT by [Random] ,{Jester}

It's a bit long, but worth the read. Took place on January 20^th of 2005.

Me: you don't know?:-P
Brie: whats going on?
Me: i've been wondering that ever since molly invite you and...um...whatsername in
Molly: hey brie is cool
Kc: has left the room.
Me: i never said she wasn't
Me: i'm just saying i've been lost since you invited her and...the other one in
Molly: oh i c
Me: it's easy to get lost when you start talking 'bout things
Brie: whats that supossed to mean?
Me: means you get off into inside jokes
Me: and i get off into other things
Molly: we wernt telling inside jokes
Me: let me rephrase that, "talking about things that are goin' on over there"
Me: like your practise
Molly: i wasnt even at practice
Molly: so it was my first time hearing bout it
Me: you're missing the point
Molly: im sry maybe im just not smart enough to get what ur saying
Brie: OK UR f*ckING RETARDED WANNA KNOW WHY!! well ill tell ya.....maybe i dont give a shit if u care that im in the convo maybe its not ur desision...;oh my bad its NOT ur desision so how bout u shut ur f*cking mouth
Me: when did i say i cared you were in here?:-\
Me: re-read shit before you go bitching at me
Brie: f*ck YOU I JUST READ THE WHOLE CONVO
Me: you obviously didn't read it well enough, cause i never said i cared you were in here
Me: nor was i complaining about it
Brie: u practically did say u cared...saying to molly ever since u invited her ive been lost wat does that tell ya
Brie: yeah u definetly were
Me: means you get talking about things and i'm busy with other things
Me: when i check in i cna't follow along
Me: don't assume things
Me: i'm doing like...6 different things at once, try doing that and keeping up when people constantly talk, it's not easy
Me: there's a difference between complaining, and stating something
Me: i was merely stating something
Brie: how about u DONT f*ckING ASSUME THINGS!! well why dont u x out of the convo and get busy with ur other things *dont want to know what those might be*
Me: it didn't bother me that you're in here
Me: i don't assume things
Brie: obviously it did
Me: if it did i'd say so
Brie: so f*cking x out of the convo and WE (I) will be happy!! alright good bye
Me: perhaps i don't want to leave
Me: perhaps i'd rather wait til there's a stable convo
Brie: perhaps we dont want to talk to you
Molly: BITCH FIGHT!
Brie: did that ever cross ur mind
Me: i could care less if you want to talk to
Me: me
Me: molly doesn't have a prob doin' it
Brie: do you have a problem molly!
Molly: have a problem w. what
Brie: ?
Brie: with talkin to who EVER THE HELL THIS IS OR WHAT EVER THE HELL SHE OR HES TALKING ABOUT
Molly: OH.... well im not likin him gettin all pissy bout u tlkin in this chat
Brie: there ya go
Me: i'm not getting pissy about it
Molly: yeah u r
Me: no i'm not
Brie: dont f*cking argue u like a 2 year old
Brie: not u molly
Ali has entered the room.
Me: don't tell me what to do
Ali: yo
Me: hiya
Brie: maybe i will maybe i wont
Brie: watcha gonna do about it?
Ali: ur a bitch jim
Me: absolutly nothing
Me: whatever ya say
Me: tell me what to do all you want
Me: i won't listen or do it though
Brie: i never said u had to im just saying that u need to f*cking mind ur own f*cking business and talk to ur friends OH WAIT i dont think u do if this is how u always acy
Brie: act**
Me: the only chat window i have open is this one
Brie: so u just practically said u dont have any friends did u realize that
Me: no i didn't
Me: i said this is the only window open
Me: there you go with assuming again
Brie: omg
Me: ever occur i don't keep windows open?
Me: cause i have enough already and don't have the room
Me: of course not, because you don't exprience that
Me: if you did, it'd have crossed your mind
Brie: i just said that if ur acting like that to me then u obviously dont have friends and u said this is the only one open so ur saying ur not talking to anyone else so thats practically saying u dont have anyone to talk or fight in....
Brie: ur case with
Molly: u know what jim dont tell brie she doesnt have friends cuz she is one of the popular girls in my school along w. the rest of our friends
Me: no, it's saying my other windows are closed and this is the only one open
Molly: well i g2g byes
Brie: alright next time make it a little more clear for me
Molly: love u brie n ali
Me: adios
Molly has left the room.
Me: not my fault you assume
Brie: she didnt say goodbye to you did u notice
Me: yeah i noticed
Me: i don't care
Brie: I DONT f*ckING ASSUME
Brie: f*ck YOU IM OUT
Brie: BYE ALI!!
Ali: look jim ur just a f*ckin asshole
Ali: bye brie!!!!
Brie: :-)
Brie has left the room.
Me: ali, you really think that's gonna offend me any?
Me: it's not my fault she's too f*cking stupid to know the difference between complaining and stating things
Ali: do u really think i give a shit if it does
Ali: DONT f*ckING SAY THAT ABOUT MY FRIEND
Me: i could care less
Me: or else what?
Ali: now i see
Ali: i see y ur all alone
Ali: got no friends
Me: there you people go with assuming again
Ali: cuz u say all this bullshit bout ppl u don even no
Me: i have plenty of friends, so don't assume that i don't
Ali: oh yeah, plenty of friends...u wish hun
Me: you're psychological games don't work on me "hun"
Me: try again
Ali: i dont play f*ckin psychological games u lil bitch i tell the f*ckin truth n the f*ckin truth is u shudnt say shit bout my friend
Me: Ali: oh yeah, plenty of friends...u wish hun that, whether it was meant to be or not, is a psychological game
Bitch(don't know her name) has entered the room.
Bitch(don't know her name): what the f*ck u all want
Me: can't fight your own fight so you need to get someone else to gang up on me?
Ali: least i have friends toabck me up
Bitch(don't know her name): f*ck u u little prick
Me: i have friends to back me up dumbass, but, i can handle myself
Bitch(don't know her name): wow if i was ne more retarded then i already am... id b u
Me: being retarded is an iq of under 60, you're saying that you are retarded. where i've tested around 133, try a better come back next time
Ali: u no wat jim? u barely no a f*ckin thing bout me and yeah,u cud say the same bout me,but then again i wasnt bitchin ne of ur friends out.n u need to stop with the f*ckin iq shit cuz none of it matters, ya ur smart but obviously nots
Ali: smart enuf
Me: of course i don't know a thing about you, i have no intention to
Me: just because you can't admit defeat and can't make a good comeback, doesn't mean that i'm the one who's not smart enough
Me: being i just outsmarted all of you
Ali: hahah ya right
Ali: outsmart my ass
Bitch(don't know her name): yea thats good for u i dont care how smart u r that doesnt matter one f*cking bit in this situation cuz ur just being a f*cking asshole for no f*cking reason at all
Me: excuse me? brie is the one that started bitching at me
Me: i only faught back
Me: but like a lil panzy, she had to get friends' back up because she can't fight her own fight
Ali: no we got in this little fight here becuz we wanted to b/c we f*ckin care bout her n im sorry for u that the only ppl that care about u r ur f*ckin mom n dad...if that
Me: as i said before, i don't want anyone's help in this because i'm perfectly capable of handling it myself
Me: she's not capable, not my fault
Ali: f*ck you jim, get a f*cking life
Ali: im outta this shit
Me: i have a life, stop trying to make me feel bad. it doesn't work with me
Ali has left the room.
Bitch(don't know her name) has left the room.


Last Edit: May 29, 2006 15:00:45 GMT by Jim

lol:

James [a_leon] says:
I was coding at the same time I was owning them

I couldn't possibly have done that.

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James [a_leon] says:
Well, as far as I know you haven't really seen much for pictures from me. For all you know I could've had layers of make-up on to look like a guy.

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:


[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
wait...

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:
so you're not a guy?

James [a_leon] says:
Oh my God. -_-

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:


James [a_leon] says:
Yes, I'm a guy. I have quite an urge to kick you in the shin also. But, you're...not here, so I can't.

[ dave ] [ I know you'll never be mine | but at least I can say I tried ] says:



Last Edit: May 29, 2006 15:05:39 GMT by hpmad

Jim, I would have just invited your whole buddy list to prove it.

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This is talking about an e-mail he got from his grandfather.

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Matt says:
my 70 year old grandfather
Matt says:
uses
Matt says:
netspeak

That's like the 3rd time I've read it and it's still funny.


Last Edit: Jun 3, 2006 21:32:51 GMT by Lucifer

[ dave ] [ you know what, forget you ] says:
OO <<< boobies


CrAzY_J says:
( . )( . )

CJ has bigger boobs then HP.

<sub>James [a_leon] says:
Felicia: red to red black to black?
Me: Exactly.
Felicia: thats what meghan said but we didnt know how to hook them up
Felicia: and neither did luke
Felicia: he didnt even know how to open the hood of his car
Felicia: he's in the Navy
Me: My god. -_-
Me: The hope of humanity's survival is shattered.

路 西 弗 says:
are they talking about jumper cables?

路 西 弗 says:
that's quite pathetic

James [a_leon] says:
Very.

路 西 弗 says:
also, don't let the military fool you

James [a_leon] says:
I mean, they didn't know where to put them. They didn't know which was positive and which was negative.

路 西 弗 says:
I've talked to higher ups in the military and a majority of people who sign up are dumber than the average 6th grader

James [a_leon] says:
It's on the f*cking battery! It's labeled on the motherf*cking bettery which is which. Jesus Christ!

路 西 弗 says:
XD</sub>



Last Edit: Jun 15, 2006 1:18:02 GMT by Lucifer

Labels mean nothing. <.< There's labels saying not to put forks/spoons/etc into electrical sockets, but people still do it!