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Well I thought this would bring a good laugh.. So, share your corny pick-up lines.
Mine are..
"I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock."
and
"Nishe legsh. What time do they open?"
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Well I thought this would bring a good laugh.. So, share your corny pick-up lines. Mine are.. "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock." and "Nishe legsh. What time do they open?"  The second is very amusing. XDD
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(Not by me.)
"I have a level 100 Charizard."
"I hear you're an animal lover. *pockets are pulled out* Would you kiss a rabbit between the ears?"
I'll post more as I find 'em.
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All good =D
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Here's ten pence go ring your mum and tell her you wont be coming home tonight  Get your coat you've pulled pick a number between one and ten *picks number* you loose go get your coat more soon
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Ever seen Max and Paddy on channel 4? You'll see why the first one could get you mocked if you have
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'Will you marry me?'
'wanna fuck?'
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Hehe...  Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
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I need more practice making sigs... (Kicks Xylish and asks for help) -.-
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That last one rocks.
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The corniest of corny. Did it hurt... When you fell from heaven. Its very old and stupid now, yet I hear it in a lot of movies.
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Here's one that one of my ex-friends stepmom was told, she shared it with us, it was funny but stupid.
"Are you sure that your parents weren't terroists? Because you're the bomb!"
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"Good thing I got my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out."
^^^^^^^
That one is so bad, but whatev. XD
"Have I seen you from somewhere?" asks the guy.
The girl answers, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
^^^^^^^
That one cracks me up.
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Or simply, "Someone set us up the bomb." XD
That one's pretty nice.. And here's another;
"You must be some kind of switch because everytime I see you you turn me on."
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