Coke Zero + Cotton Candy Ice Cream + Way past bed time = this.

I hate bursts of inspiration. Lost 2... now 3, hours of sleep on this damn image >__> I've got like 8 different versions, between coloring, layer-removing, etc. but this one pleased me the most. OMG Text outcome that I actually like!! what's the world come to....

All from scratch in Paint shop pro X (Yeah, back to X now)
Combination of pen tool, shape tool, and warp tool.