I hate the TSA and will for the rest of my life.

Try getting threatened with a cavity search because you woke up 30 minutes prior to entering the airport, and therefore are groggy. Because it takes you more than a nano-second to answer their stupid questions, it's automatically assumed that you're a druggie and must have drugs hidden somewhere on your person.

And then you're told that they can have you arrested for harassment, since telling them they are grabbing your shoulder too hard (and bruising it) is obviously vulgar and sends you straight to hell.

And of course, having a name like 'uzelac' just helps you even more. Fuck that shit.

The other articles they linked to were damn hilarious.

Anyways, yeah, my favorite part about the TSA is their inconsistency. When I flew out of Omaha, they didn't stop me or anything. But on the way back (coming out of Denver), they decided to stop me because the toothpaste bottle in my bag was too big. The exact same one I took out of Omaha, except, with less toothpaste this time. All they did was throw it away for me, which was all good, but still... way to fail at security guys.

Created new thread for one of them. But that was the lulz. Especially about the sippy cup.

Sad world we live in. Seriously.