... No idea. I don't remember posting this.

We're having a conversation.

Today I worked my butt off from 8-5, Chris IMed me about Burrito Bison in the middle of a meeting (it's okay buddy, I didn't want to be I'm the meeting anyway), i wasted 20 minutes playing it afterward, I had subway for dinner and kicked ass in COD.

It was in the low 30s. It was a cold day. I beat the shit out of my thermostat because my heat wasn't kicking on. I accidentally knocked it off the wall and found that it takes two AAs. I replaced them and it started working.

Wheeee.

Tonight I cleared all six of my classes and started fresh... I had 13 unlock tokens, spent them all. As a result, I now have a knife-only class with 6 perks. Why? Because I don't use six classes. I don't even use five. What a waste of a prestige.

What the fuck torque, I was literally just creating a "WHERE THE FUCK IS TORQUE" thread. Boom, here you are.

... to China.

www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16/developer_oursources_job_china/

But I use v0...

v1 itself is actually in decent shape, but we're still missing some v5 images and some functionality. In other words, it's not ready for the public.

Plus it would be unfair to launch with just v1, considering there's also v0, v2 and v2.1 (and starbucks and SSS).

Wet t-shirt :3

Lol. Not for this place!

What about soundcloud? gawker.com/5973188/listen-to-a-pastors-slightly-sexy-very-polite-ball+gagged-911-call-hi-there-i-am-stuck-in-a-pair-of-handcuffs

So, in case you haven't heard... Back in November, a priest called 911 because he had gotten himself stuck in handcuffs. The video of the call went viral recently, and...

Here it is!

YouTube Video

Believe it or not I actually know this guy. He was a priest in my home town for a couple of years.

I have so many questions... yet I don't want to know the answers to any of them.

Today my friend and I were driving around the outskirts of town when we came across a three-legged beagle walking through the snow. We pulled over to check if she had a collar. No sooner were we out of the car than she collapsed into the snow.

I picked her up, found a name (Abbey) and a phone number on her collar, and my friend dialed it. We didn't get a response, so we drove to nearby houses... but none of them were the owner.

We finally got a call back and learned that Abbey was over a mile away from home... a pretty far distance for a handicapped puppy. We took her back to her dad -- he was pretty excited to have her back.

He ended up being the volleyball coach at a university near me and gave my friend and I four season passes as a thank you for returning her. I didn't care about the season passes, I was just glad the puppy was home.

So... what are some of the strange movies you've found on Netflix?

Two I've found:

• Hobo With a Shotgun
  
• Nude Nuns with Big Guns